Intelligence Officer Beest - Police Notebook (PNB)


Spelling Branch Intelligence Officer Beest made the following entry in her PNB.

Time of day: Saturday, Nov 23, 2008, 11:00 hours
Exact or nearest to, location: ABC news online, world news.
Offence or occurrence: Greivous misspelling. See the following offending sentence - "This angered many of the party's veteran heavy weights."
Names and addresses of offenders, victims or witnesses: The name of the hamster who posted this currently eludes us. Victims complained of bleeding eyes, nausea and nostalgia for capital punishment.
Action taken by the officer involved (i.e. arrests): A warrant has been issued. Once the perpetrator is arrested, heavy weights will be dropped on them until they can distinguish between a 'heavy weight' and a 'heavyweight'.